Archive for October, 2008

Her Jiggling is Almost Hypnotic…

So, only a few hours after my eyesight come back (thanks for nothing Twink), the powers that be booked none other than that harpy Katherine Lynch to come back on the show.She offends practically all of my five senses. Especially the hearing. I’m partially deaf now, thanks to her voice.

Still, it wasn’t the worst thing to be on the show. (Top 5 though.) At least she raised money for charity or something by jumping up and down on a treadmill. Like most males, I was too busy staring at something else to pay attention.

My watch, to see if she’d be on for much longer.

Ba-dum-tish!

There was something else about the whole thing that didn’t sit well with me.

Why the hell did we have famous runner Sonia O’Sullivan on, only for her not to run for charity?

I mean, I know she’s retired, but then so is Brian Kerr, and he had no problem running. More or less. During the break, he fell and smashed his face on the the treadmill.

It was hilarious. I’ll post the video on Youtube sometime.

Update…

I know i haven’t posted lately. I’m just busy testing out that software that allows you to speak into a microphone and it comes up on the screen. I’m actually temporarily blind since 2 weeks ago.

The sight of Twink modelling lingerie. Ugh. We actually had to put special filters on the tv broadcast so it wouldn’t offend the tv viewers.

Pity we couldn’t save the studio audience.

Normal service should resume shortly.

Bye!

How do i close this thing now. Burp.

Here, someone shut this thing down for me.

Where’s my walking stick? I’m going for a pint.

I don’t know, i’ll be back when you see me.

Ok, i promise I’ll go easy on the absinthe.

Is that thing off yet?