Good evening. I am Pat Kenny. The head honcho at Radio Teilifis Eireann, or RTE for those not working in the media.
I present The Late Late Show on RTE1 on Friday nights. Watch it. It’s tremendous fun.
I recently turned 60.(women straight. Heh heh. A little joke for you readers there. See, i am funny.)
I decided that i should get with the times and make a blog. To show how hip i am. And down with the kids. It will let all my great fans get an insight into my world.
So there you are then. Enjoy!
I should probably give a disclaimer that this is a parody.
A parody of what? yer already a parody…..
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Pat. Could you talk to us a little bit about your purchase of an exquisitely formed rock next to your house and the marvellous views from the top of it?
Why certainly. I bought a 40ft boulder on some nearby land. I hired some sculptors to form it into a giant hand sticking up the middle finger.
There’s a mighty view from the digit of my neighbour’s house.
That’s lovely. Definitely worth going to court over.
As a trivial aside, one of my former lecturers was in college with you. He says “it’s nothing personal but you’re a total prat”.