Art. Great stuff isn’t it?
We had some young artists on with their artwork that won prizes for some competition or other.
But really, anything they ever come up with will never be as good as this masterpiece:
Beautiful, ain’t it?
Also on the show, it finally happened.
I made a joke. And people legitimately laughed.
It all started when we had that John McCririck race pundit guy on.
He made a crack about me having lots of money to spend.
And then I said, “Maybe soon I won’t have so much” to which people applauded.
It’s funny because I’m being sued!
But I’m not worried about my neighbour suing me over this land deal.
“Why?” you may ask.
Is it because I could take him in a fight? No.
Is it because I could buy and sell his ass? No.
Is it because I told the judge that if he doesn’t rule in my favour, I’ll send a half-naked John McCririck round to his place?
John and I discussed it, but no.
I’m not worried because things could always be worse.
I could be Ryan Tubridy for instance.
Or Pat Spillane’s kids.
He doesn’t let them have any fun at all. He was talking there about how he doesn’t let his kids get drunk on a Saturday night. Due to of all the other people out that are full with gallons of Fat-Frogs and Vodka and Red Bull drinks.
Taking advantages of kids younger than them.
Fighting with policemen.
Streaking and urinating in public places.
Namely me and me buddies. It’s not a Saturday night until you see Gerry Ryan tuck his balls between his legs and start dancing.
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