This Friday, Bertie Ahern himself will be on the show to tell the nation how he’s going to achieve the ultimate goal in politics:
Bartending in the Dail Bar.
Then, after that, my neighbour and I will settle our courtroom squabbles over that plot of land in Dalkey.
By mud-wrestling live on the studio floor.
This will be followed by Colin Farrell announcing he’s going to become a priest.
He’ll be Pope yet!
Afterwards, Jack Charlton will be making a guest appearance to announce he’s taking over as Irish Rugby manager.
And finally, to cap off this great show, U2 will perform what will be their last performance together,before they split up.
(Bono is going to work in McDonalds on O’Connell Street.)
Hahahahahaha. I’m only joking.
April Fool!
Wait, what day is it today?
Crap!
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